[POLL] The Official Troll Poll - voting ends 8/21!

[AB de Royse777]

My vote gone for game-protect and he needs to win this. Give him some honer LOL

Can you make a poll for Arse-licker too? 

Very possible but I have no idea about any of them. In fact why would anyone lick others arse :-P

[nutildah]

My vote gone for game-protect and he needs to win this. Give him some honer LOL

The top 3 contenders certainly are putting up a good fight for the #1 spot with only a week to go until poll closing. Here's some troll sports commentary:

We have game-protect, tagging scores of accounts with enough red paint to make all the bloods in Los Angeles County jealous.

We have realr0ach, shitposting hatred against the jews at least 10 times a day in the WO thread, somehow finding a way to blame them for things like the bitcoin halving.

Then we have the-one-whose-name-shall-not-be-mentioned, who concocted the brilliant maneuver of launching their own counter-poll, in a real demonstration of how not to be outdone in the trolling department.

I gotta say folks, notcryptohunter is digging deep within themselves to pull off a V in this contest. Clearly they are laser-focused on what they are doing here, and that demonstrates a discipline that most other trolls just do not have.

Roach was giving CH a run for their money in the first half, but is really gonna have to step it up now and start shitposting about ethnic and religious minorities in other threads and sections of the forum if they want to walk away from this with the win. It's all about zone coverage here, which is something roach has certainly been lacking through this contest so far.

And now Brian, back to you in the studio...

[JSRAW]

And now Brian, back to you in the studio...

Thank you Mr.scam facilitator.

So the question still stands in front of our brain-dead audience!! Who is going to win?

Welcome, I am your host Dickhead Brian, on this edition we will analyze the situation of this fuckery and how r0achie fell behind?  for this debate, Joining me in the studio our specialist Mr. Cumguzzler and special guest SuChmo(r)oN. Also we have DANGEROUS Dr. wormtongue on the phone line.

Stay tuned losers.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

And now Brian, back to you in the studio...

Thank you Mr.scam facilitator.

So the question still stands in front of our brain-dead audience!! Who is going to win?

Welcome, I am your host Dickhead Brian, on this edition we will analyze the situation of this fuckery and how r0achie fell behind?  for this debate, Joining me in the studio our specialist Mr. Cumguzzler and special guest SuChmo(r)oN. Also we have DANGEROUS Dr. wormtongue on the phone line.

Stay tuned losers.

But first, after the break, the results of our live-in-studio smallest horse competition ...

[LFC_Bitcoin]

And now Brian, back to you in the studio...

Thank you Mr.scam facilitator.

So the question still stands in front of our brain-dead audience!! Who is going to win?

Welcome, I am your host Dickhead Brian, on this edition we will analyze the situation of this fuckery and how r0achie fell behind?  for this debate, Joining me in the studio our specialist Mr. Cumguzzler and special guest SuChmo(r)oN. Also we have DANGEROUS Dr. wormtongue on the phone line.

Stay tuned losers.

Mr. Cumguzzler here (wipes mouth from copious amounts of Lauda’s semen) -

‘CH seems to have an unassailable lead at the moment with just over a week left of voting. game-protect  & r0ach are in there with a solid fight on for second place. They’ll need to ramp up their trolling if they wants to gain some votes from people who are yet to vote. It looks like CH has the championship in the bag but who knows what could happen’.

Now who wants to give me some more cum to guzzle, DT1 & DT2 only invitation.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

And now Brian, back to you in the studio...

Thank you Mr.scam facilitator.

So the question still stands in front of our brain-dead audience!! Who is going to win?

Welcome, I am your host Dickhead Brian, on this edition we will analyze the situation of this fuckery and how r0achie fell behind?  for this debate, Joining me in the studio our specialist Mr. Cumguzzler and special guest SuChmo(r)oN. Also we have DANGEROUS Dr. wormtongue on the phone line.

Stay tuned losers.

Mr. Cumguzzler here (wipes mouth from copious amounts of Lauda’s semen) -

‘CH seems to have an unassailable lead at the moment with just over a week left of voting. game-protect  & r0ach are in there with a solid fight on for second place. They’ll need to ramp up their trolling if they wants to gain some votes from people who are yet to vote. It looks like CH has the championship in the bag but who knows what could happen’.

Now who wants to give me some more cum to guzzle, DT1 & DT2 only invitation.

[LFC_Bitcoin]

I would definitely guzzle hers ^^

[nutildah]

Just a friendly reminder, there is less than 1 week to go!

I know its dragged on for a while but I guess I wanted to give everyone a chance to vote.

So, if you haven't voted yet, vote now, or forever hold your nuts!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Just a friendly reminder, there is less than 1 week to go!

I know its dragged on for a while but I guess I wanted to give everyone a chance to vote.

So, if you haven't voted yet, vote now, or forever hold your nuts!

In the spirit of trollin' a trollin' thread ...

[sirazimuth]

Looks like B1tUnl0ck3r just wiped all his posts going back to Feb 2019

https://asktom.cf/index.php?action=profile;u=771606;sa=showPosts;start=0

Not sure why, does not really matter what the crazy people do, but it was entertaining reading in it's own special way.
Kind of like donuts, you know they are bad for you but you eat them anyway.
B1tUnl0ck3r you know it's crazy ramblings but you read them anyway.

Full disclosure: I didn't really know who he was / pay attention to his posts till I saw this thread the other day.

-Dave

That's very interesting.
That lunatic has skeletons in the closet. So understandably, he is probably getting paranoid.

[nutildah]

Towelie was a troll indeed, but also a great role model. Just bursting with positivity.



NEWS FLASH: game-protect is now within 1 vote of realr0ach for the 2nd place award!

I'm thinking everybody nominated will at least get a participation trophy, something along the lines of this:

[bill gator]

I can't believe diagaran didn't receive a nomination. I like a troll that can make people laugh, even TMAN avoided the list.

[JSRAW]

For shit sake!!

You are not allowed to dox roachie here at public. On top of that, you are going to distribute his portrait to incels?

Come on, have some diarrhea. at least blur his face.

[Cryptotourist]

Can't I vote like, .... 13 times for r0achie?
Huge fan.
This cannot be  coincidence:

[nutildah]

Only 2 more days to go! Get your votes in now!!

You know what? We totally forgot about gembitz.

He's really only a medium energy troll, and there's no way he would ever win the poll, but its funny how he slipped all of our collective minds. He goes around trolling just about every major coin under the sun while promoting his almost non-existent Bitcoin Instant, ending every comment with his signature catch phrase, "weeeee!"

Here's what he had to say in a negative trust left for Vitalik Buterin:

missing ===> 1337 coins because lack of communication, i tried every way to make contact... <_<

[JaredKaragen]

Only 2 more days to go! Get your votes in now!!

You know what? We totally forgot about gembitz.

He's really only a medium energy troll, and there's no way he would ever win the poll, but its funny how he slipped all of our collective minds. He goes around trolling just about every major coin under the sun while promoting his almost non-existent Bitcoin Instant, ending every comment with his signature catch phrase, "weeeee!"

Here's what he had to say in a negative trust left for Vitalik Buterin:

missing ===> 1337 coins because lack of communication, i tried every way to make contact... <_<

I think the current results speak for themselves TBH....

TOAA takes the cake any day of the week... just look at any one of the pages of his history....

[Joel_Jantsen]

Just saw Spoetnik being added to the list. Well, definitely my vote goes for him. If you have been here for more than 4 years you will probably vote for him because of his posts were on a whole different level. You're probably a legendary member if you voted for Spoetnik.

[nutildah]

Just saw Spoetnik being added to the list. Well, definitely my vote goes for him. If you have been here for more than 4 years you will probably vote for him because of his posts were on a whole different level. You're probably a legendary member if you voted for Spoetnik.

I had quite a few back-and-forths with Spoetnik back in the day. Wonder what happened to him. He was humorous when he wasn't just unleashing vile bilge. Sometimes he could be a bit too wordy for my tastes -- seems to be a common theme among our trolliest of trolls. I didn't vote for him because there's a few better contenders more worthy of my vote.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Just saw Spoetnik being added to the list. Well, definitely my vote goes for him. If you have been here for more than 4 years you will probably vote for him because of his posts were on a whole different level. You're probably a legendary member if you voted for Spoetnik.

I had quite a few back-and-forths with Spoetnik back in the day. Wonder what happened to him. He was humorous when he wasn't just unleashing vile bilge. Sometimes he could be a bit too wordy for my tastes -- seems to be a common theme among our trolliest of trolls. I didn't vote for him because there's a few better contenders more worthy of my vote.

I had the pleasure of speaking with Spoetnik directly on the phone a couple years ago.

[presduterte]

Meh, biggest troll on a forum is like the biggest shit in the community toilet.

Try being the biggest troll on the stage of world leaders, now that's pressure!