Flat Earth

[Astargath]

The following is a hoax:

"In this photo a Russian probe captures an image of an asteroid headed past Earth while orbiting the Moon. Asteroid XX6 will passed within 140,000 miles of Earth, a near miss in astronomical terms."


Russian Moon Mission (1983)

The following is real:

https://imgur.com/gallery/WnyAu

[ebetlupet143]

why would you say that the earth is flat?

[gdtatgraf]

Why did to get an education? In order to discuss in the 21st century whether the earth is round...  let's believe scientists 

[CoinCube]

^^^ Fact: empirical measurement proves the Earth is flat. The globe can't be proven empirically therefore it is only theory, a shitty one that's proven wrong in the face of all the empirical evidence that shows it's flat and also motionless.


Stop projecting your pozz onto others and get the fuck into my mass grave.

I am amazed this flat earth thread is still going.

Astargath you will never make any progress because notbatman has locked himself into a sphere of irrationality.

There is no point in debate as he has already chosen his answer and having done so will disregard all evidence to the contrary.

If you presented him with an astronaut who had been into space he would dismiss him as an actor. If you spent millions and built a rocket just for him and flew him into space on landing he would walk away complementing you on your fantastic CGI and artificial zero gravity and decide that you were one of the actors too.

When one adopts a false premise and defines false as true reality increasingly pushes back and provides ever increasing empiric contrary feedback.

To maintain the illusion that false = true one must engage in increasing mental gymnastics to maintain the falsehood eventually being pushed into a corner where one must dismiss all contrary data as conspiracy.

[Vod]

Why did to get an education?

Where did notbatman claim he was educated? 

[serbad]

^^^ They're lighter than air balloons, they displace the atmosphere and are pushed up. The air circulates up there....


Here's a wind map:

Nice Photoshop, too bad no one actually uses flat earth measurements for anything, I wonder why that is, don't you?

Really, fuck off with accusing me of fraud; those pictures are from real data asshole.

Source: https://earth.nullschool.net/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLhN__oEHaw
note: the AE projection got hacked and doesn't work anymore, the images were captured while that map was still available.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

[serbad]

If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear

[serbad]

But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

[syearif2507]

the earth is round rather than flat
because my first time in school taught the same teacher that the earth is round

[notbatman]

fuck off.

[syearif2507]

the earth is round rather than flat
because my first time in school taught the same teacher that the earth is round

[Astargath]

fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtU_mdL2vBM

rekt.

[SiakapKeli]

I think it's ridiculous to think that the earth is flat, but there's a lot of conspiracies out there.

[notbatman]

I think it's ridiculous to think that the earth is flat, but there's a lot of conspiracies out there.

I think you're ridiculous;  user can't into critical thinking.

fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtU_mdL2vBM

rekt.

your asshole.

[Astargath]

I think it's ridiculous to think that the earth is flat, but there's a lot of conspiracies out there.

I think you're ridiculous;  user can't into critical thinking.

fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtU_mdL2vBM

rekt.

your asshole.

research globe earth. research infinite energy.

[Flying Hellfish]

I think NASA has massive data centres on the ice wall.  I've heard rumors that they tap into the dome's trillions of volts and they run their secret farms with Black Arrow Prospero Miners.  They use to have the X1 and X3 but have since moved on to their X32.  The X32 is available for insiders to buy for about 6K and is guaranteed to mine more than 30 BTC in it's life time!  The insiders also get to plug their miners in at home into a "dome receptacle" giving them free power (they have always enjoyed free power at home now they can mine with it!).

NASA needs to control the worlds electrical supply by being the only ones that can tap into the domes trillions of volts and distribute it throughout the world. Thats why no one except the insiders can know about the dome and everyone else is taught the GE theory.

NASA and all space launches are just high altitude planes used to deploy new connections to the dome.  You have to make the connection high up on the dome because that is where the trillions of volts are stable enough for us to connect to!

Now they have ALL the angles covered and have had for centuries, until Nikon...  How the fuck did we forget to buy up Nikon to stop the release of the only fucking thing that can foil our evil plot...!!! 

Evil plots to control the universe always leave one little angle open that can bring down the house of cards.  Thankfully Notbatman has finally figured out NASAs Thermal Exhaust Port! 

[stevegreer]

I think NASA has massive data centres on the ice wall.  I've heard rumors that they tap into the dome's trillions of volts and they run their secret farms with Black Arrow Prospero Miners.  They use to have the X1 and X3 but have since moved on to their X32.  The X32 is available for insiders to buy for about 6K and is guaranteed to mine more than 30 BTC in it's life time!  The insiders also get to plug their miners in at home into a "dome receptacle" giving them free power (they have always enjoyed free power at home now they can mine with it!).

NASA needs to control the worlds electrical supply by being the only ones that can tap into the domes trillions of volts and distribute it throughout the world. Thats why no one except the insiders can know about the dome and everyone else is taught the GE theory.

NASA and all space launches are just high altitude planes used to deploy new connections to the dome.  You have to make the connection high up on the dome because that is where the trillions of volts are stable enough for us to connect to!

Now they have ALL the angles covered and have had for centuries, until Nikon...  How the fuck did we forget to buy up Nikon to stop the release of the only fucking thing that can foil our evil plot...!!! 

Evil plots to control the universe always leave one little angle open that can bring down the house of cards.  Thankfully Notbatman has finally figured out NASAs Thermal Exhaust Port! 

I know! Who would have thought that a Nikon P900 camera would do more to prove the lies of NASA than a 14" telescope ever could?

http://www.skyandtelescope.com/astronomy-equipment/celestrons-14-inch-edgehd/
*Note* The author of the above linked article is a NASA shill and all of his photos are CGI photoshopped lies. He shouldn't be trusted. He's probably a lizard person, or at the very least, a Jew. 

[notbatman]

So we're also motionless, the Bible confirms this and adds that we're on pillars. Buddy doesn't say what we're attached to however. I suspect the Earth is a "device" attached to a larger machine.

[Vod]

the Bible confirms this

The Bible doesn't do anything. 

You take what you want from the vague and outdated scriptures. 

A thousand people will look at the bible, and not one will agree on what it meant.

[stevegreer]

the Bible confirms this

The Bible doesn't do anything. 

You take what you want from the vague and outdated scriptures. 

A thousand people will look at the bible, and not one will agree on what it meant.

Very true, Vod. As a Christian, I will be the first to admit that the Bible is very much open to interpretation. And let's face facts, the Bible was written by Bronze Age men who had little to no understanding of science and math. And they certainly didn't have telescopes. So they interpreted what they saw the best way they could.

But come on, Flat Earthers. It's 2018! Shouldn't it be more than obvious by now that when the Bible states "the firmament" that they were talking about the sky, not some silly dome. And the "separation of the waters above the firmament from the waters below the firmament" still doesn't mean there is a dome. The waters above the firmament are obviously the rain clouds and the waters below the firmament are the rivers, lakes, and seas.

There is no grand conspiracy to keep people ignorant of the "truth". NASA is real. Space is real. The Earth isn't flat. And it sure as hell isn't only 6,000 years old. Maybe instead of misinterpreting the Bible and posting YouTube videos and calling it "evidence" that the Earth is flat, you all should spend more time reading books written in the last 100 years, or, even better, go visit a Natural History museum. If you want spiritual guidance, read the Bible. If you want scientific fact, look elsewhere.