There was a young gay from Newcastle
Who wrapped up his shit in a parcel
He sent it by post
To a friend up the coast
Just to show him the size of his asshole.
The limerick's a verse form complex,
Whose contents deal mainly with sex.
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgin's
And swarms with erotic effects.
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A pansy who came from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
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There was a young lass from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not pretty and pink,
As you'd probably think,
It was grey, had long ears and ate grass.
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There was an old whore from Azores
Whose parts were all covered with sores.
The dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers.
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Your old friend Jimbo may think
He's so great that his shit doesn't stink,
But the stench of his balls
Peels the paint off the walls
And leaves a brown stain in the sink.
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