Besmirch people who forget their password. You can do that all you like.
Besmirch the angry villagers all you like, we're more concerned about keeping the village from being overrun by orcs than we are about the ire of some random dormant account. The fact remains you're a high risk borrower, regardless of how old your account is, and the 10-year old vouch from another dormant account. The only argument I have with what Yahoo said is that flopping a royal flush has infinitely more probability than zero.
If theres a way to delete this before I invoke the ire of any more angry villagers - that'd be great.
Forget I asked.
There's no way to delete this thread and mods won't do it for you, but now you've got the right idea. Edit your first post accordingly, and there's a button on the bottom left side that will allow you to lock this thread.