[ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - First Parody Token on the First Parody Blockchain!

[sirazimuth]

Yeah, my shitcoinery shenanigans were a barrel of laughs back in the early days of shitcoin madness.
Back when all shitcoins were named “<fill-in-blank-with-anything-ridiculous>coin”, rather than
nowadays, whereby most shitcoins seem to avoid this nomenclature, and instead name their
scams projects with one silly made up word or some such ridiculous thing.
As I was convinced they were all money grabs(still are with much higher stakes)
I made it a rule to always dump my various mined shitcoins for bitcoin.
I pretty much emptied out all my shitcoin bags for bitcoin years ago.

[kurniawan05]

I'm wondering why the name has to be "shitcoin"? a bad name for a coin and people will be hesitant to buy it, as if this coin was only made to deceive people.

[Shitcoin 3.0]

Where dev go 

He hire me for bounty and not pay.

I leave rad trust now.

[icopress]

Shitcoin 3.0, Don't be discouraged.. you're not the first manager in this unfair world to get brainwashed, and you won't be the last.

In any case, feel free to PM me if you want to work for food in the future, and I will find a job for you. By the way, but if you still meet your employer, remind him that they are waiting for him here and tell him that long alcohol marathons entail unpleasant consequences, so let him not be zealous.  

[realdantreccia]

I'm here for SHITCOIN Dao. It's Daniel from Telegram btw.

[eddie13]

Keep your eye out for some shitty new developments!

[nutildah]

Keep your eye out for some shitty new developments!

👀



More shitty updates soon.

[suchmoon]

More shitty updates soon.

[nutildah]

Exciting Shitcoin News!

SHITCOIN BOUNTY BEGINS TOMORROW! NEXT SUNDAY!! (17th)

Yes, that's correct. Prepare to see a lot of posters rocking shitcoins in their sigs for at least the next month! We will post a link to the bounty when it is operational.

Additionally, on June 22 there was a record-high Shitcoin sale! That's right, an ETH-wrapped single Shitcoin sold on OpenSea for 0.035 ETH!



That gives Shitcoin a fully-diluted market cap of about $2.97 billion at today's ETH price, putting it just between Chainlink and Stellar in the CMC rankings! Our analysts feel this is a pretty accurate valuation for Shitcoin. Luckily for you, the buyer, a massive arbitrage opportunity currently exists which has yet to be fully exploited.

"What is this opportunity you speak of", you ask?

You can currently get 100 Shitcoins for only 3 DOGE via our Official Shitcoin Dispenser!

I know it sounds crazy but the truth is we have been overcome with a case of SHITCOIN MADNESS and we want you to take advantage of our lapse in sanity!!

Sending 3 DOGE (or multiples thereof) to the address listed in the dispenser will automatically trigger the sale of 100 Shitcoins and delivery to the sending DOGE address. All you need is a Dogewallet or any Dogecoin wallet for which you possess the private keys.

It's that simple folks! So what are you waiting for?? Unlock your true shitcoiner potential and buy Shitcoin TODAY!!!

[realdantreccia]

Exciting Shitcoin News!

SHITCOIN BOUNTY BEGINS TOMORROW! NEXT SUNDAY!! (17th)

Yes, that's correct. Prepare to see a lot of posters rocking shitcoins in their sigs for at least the next month! We will post a link to the bounty when it is operational.

Additionally, on June 22 there was a record-high Shitcoin sale! That's right, an ETH-wrapped single Shitcoin sold on OpenSea for 0.035 ETH!



That gives Shitcoin a fully-diluted market cap of about $2.97 billion at today's ETH price, putting it just between Chainlink and Stellar in the CMC rankings! Our analysts feel this is a pretty accurate valuation for Shitcoin. Luckily for you, the buyer, a massive arbitrage opportunity currently exists which has yet to be fully exploited.

"What is this opportunity you speak of", you ask?

You can currently get 100 Shitcoins for only 3 DOGE via our Official Shitcoin Dispenser!

I know it sounds crazy but the truth is we have been overcome with a case of SHITCOIN MADNESS and we want you to take advantage of our lapse in sanity!!

Sending 3 DOGE (or multiples thereof) to the address listed in the dispenser will automatically trigger the sale of 100 Shitcoins and delivery to the sending DOGE address. All you need is a Dogewallet or any Dogecoin wallet for which you possess the private keys.

It's that simple folks! So what are you waiting for?? Unlock your true shitcoiner potential and buy Shitcoin TODAY!!!

How exciting! hahaha

Thanks for my first ever sig campaign. I been here awhile organically posting and not merit seeking. So it's a cool thing to be able to participate after 4.5 years or so on BCT forums.

[nutildah]

How exciting! hahaha

Thanks for my first ever sig campaign. I been here awhile organically posting and not merit seeking. So it's a cool thing to be able to participate after 4.5 years or so on BCT forums.

Glad to have you onboard the Shitcoin Train sir!

We are going places!!

Should consider making a token layer on top of Shitcoin and call it Shitparty  

Then I will launch my own line of NFT collectibles on it and call them Rare Shits.

See? The possibilities are endless!!

[nutildah]

Shitcoin bounty has almost 80 applicants already!

If you're interested in applying, you can skip to the front of the line by actually including a Dogecoin address in your application:

https://asktom.cf/index.php?topic=5406578.0

as most people have put a BSC address (lol). Going to begin reviewing applications shortly.

[Renampun]

Shitcoin bounty has almost 80 applicants already!

If you're interested in applying, you can skip to the front of the line by actually including a Dogecoin address in your application:

https://asktom.cf/index.php?topic=5406578.0

as most people have put a BSC address (lol). Going to begin reviewing applications shortly.

try to join this spectacular bounty, hope you will allow my shit application

[nutildah]

try to join this spectacular bounty, hope you will allow my shit application

Thanks for joining us!

The Twitter bounty is off to a tremendous start:



Such posts, wow advertising:

Basically what it comes down to is this:

If you have even just 3 DOGE to spare, you should consider sending it to our Official Shitcoin Dispenser Address, and 100 SHITCOINs will automatically be sent back to you! Or you know, send 30 DOGE and get 1,000, or 300 and get 10,000, or 1000 and get 33,333, etc.

OFFICIAL SHITCOIN DISPENSER
DE2ag634WakvcdV5ohWUiegySxJ1JhgVnA

The dispenser feature is a super dope addition to Counterparty that also made its way into Dogeparty when it was brought back to life last September. Its a trustless, automated way to purchase any token with DOGE (or BTC for Counterparty)

SO WHY DO I WANT TO OWN SHITCOIN??

Besides the fact that its a "historical collectible" and people are actually buying them on OpenSea as such... well there's a bunch of reasons dammit! Darn good ones, too!!

- You can trade them for other tokens or even DOGE in the Dogewallet Exchange
- You are granted access to Club Shitcoin on Discord (its a channel in a secret Discord with tokenized access)
- And, last but not least, we have "other perks"...

NEED I SAY MORE?

No, I needn't, because the dancing Les Grossman gif tells you everything you need to know!!

STOP BEING A SQUARE and BUY OUR SHITCOIN, TODAY!!!

[eddie13]

To confirm to the nostalgic posts in this thread above, the first I ever heard of crypto was a guy “I’ve been trading doge for Bitcoin on Cryptsy and making a lot of money”..
I was very interested and made my way in there before Doge made its first top..

The rest is history of wild times and now here I am shilling Shitcoin..

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Update your signature bro and make sure our spreadsheet manager updates your stakes..

[In the silence]

To confirm to the nostalgic posts in this thread above, the first I ever heard of crypto was a guy “I’ve been trading doge for Bitcoin on Cryptsy and making a lot of money”..
I was very interested and made my way in there before Doge made its first top..

The rest is history of wild times and now here I am shilling Shitcoin..

Snip

Update your signature bro and make sure our spreadsheet manager updates your stakes..

Taking part in this historical shite!

[nutildah]

Taking part in this historical shite!

Thanks for joining us and for providing a Dogecoin address in your application, that makes you top-tier material among most applicants.

[realdantreccia]

"Historically Significant Shit" LMAO - but really, it sort of is look at that date tho!

[nutildah]

"Historically Significant Shit" LMAO - but really, it sort of is look at that date tho!

We sold nearly 500k of these badboys before this bounty campaign started. But we haven't sold a single one in over two months, dammit.

It is fun to own a historical collectible named "Shitcoin", but the only ones who are switched on to this knowledge are the Historical NFT crowd.

Nobody else could give two shits about it, seemingly.

I guess the situation is akin to owning a Donruss or Fleer pack from the late 1980s -- they simply printed too many of them.

There were actually over 1 billion Donruss 1989 MLB cards printed. Shitcoin is kind of akin to that. Except only about 30% of the total supply is actually in circulation.

Few.

Everybody wanted a SHITCOIN when the price of DOGE was above 10 cents. Nobody wants one when DOGE is 6 cents. Same for all Dogeparty tokens.

Weird how that works.

[nutildah]

psst... hey you.

Want to earn 100 SHITCOINs?

OF COURSE YOU DO!

To do this, just ask a question in our Twitter AMA thread and post your Dogewallet address.
Its going to be a banger.