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[yoloswag]

Cant even log in to play in the 2,5k Krill tournament.

[cAPSLOCK]

Yup, just another 10 bitcoin face-shot to our players

I'm thankful, but imnot sure what you mean by 'face shot'?

[spike420211]

thx 4 the 10max tables.
Now I have 30 buy-ins LOL.

Noticed the lag as well.

[Micon]

1) lag seems to have subsided for now, thanks to ST6

2) going to let the MTTs finish out, then press the reset button

3)  should be a quick restart, should be back up with plenty of time before 50k krillament for 10 coins

[donk4u]

thx 4 the 10max tables.
Now I have 30 buy-ins LOL.

Noticed the lag as well.

lolz at people that will be buying in for 2 chips

[spike420211]

lolz at people that will be buying in for 2 chips

I bought in for 10.
I had slightly >300. [now 325!]

aorn, 10max[seals]~=4$max.

[tspacepilot]

While we are talking about krill, can I get a clarification on how it's calculated?

The info on the page says it gives this forumula:

"√(rake) multiplied by (5 / players dealt) rounded to the nearest tenth of a krill"

Ok, so is this symbol "√" square root? 

Second, what's the order of operations here (the formula is given in english, so it's not clear how to translate it into symbolic math.

Third, an example (my best guess):

Say the rake is 0.1.

Square root of 0.1 is approx 0.3.

Say you've got 3 players, then 5/3 is approx 1.6

So we do 0.3*1.6 and get 0.5

And since I guess the units here are equal to krill units then I suppose that since we're already rounded to a tenth we're done.  This hand yields 0.5 krill to the 3 players.  Is this right?

[tspacepilot]

BTW, can someone from the seals team please reply to my thread about the ubuntu client you released?

https://asktom.cf/index.php?topic=332521.0

[Micon]

Yup, just another 10 bitcoin face-shot to our players

I'm thankful, but imnot sure what you mean by 'face shot'?

as in we pull 10 coins out of the 'ole canister, load it into the variance machine, and blast the 10 coins in partial amounts all over your virtual face, more traditionally into the lucky MTT winners' wallets.  A private key transfer if you will.

[tspacepilot]

Yup, just another 10 bitcoin face-shot to our players

I'm thankful, but imnot sure what you mean by 'face shot'?

as in we pull 10 coins out of the 'ole canister, load it into the variance machine, and blast the 10 coins in partial amounts all over your virtual face, more traditionally into the lucky MTT winners' wallets.  A private key transfer if you will.

well said.

[cAPSLOCK]

Yup, just another 10 bitcoin face-shot to our players

I'm thankful, but imnot sure what you mean by 'face shot'?

as in we pull 10 coins out of the 'ole canister, load it into the variance machine, and blast the 10 coins in partial amounts all over your virtual face, more traditionally into the lucky MTT winners' wallets.  A private key transfer if you will.

Do you hear bad electronic funk music with wahwah guitars playing while you do this?

And please understand.. I'm not complaining. Shoot bitcoins all over my face!

[geoffreyqp]

is there a market for accounts with high krill?

[tspacepilot]

is there a market for accounts with high krill?

I've heard of people trying to sell them.  I don't know if they're finding buyers though.  I'd love to know about it if you find out.

[trade-for-pokermoney]

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[tspacepilot]

I thought 500Krill FR was supposed to be today in like 3 hours.  Last one was approx 47 hours ago.  Yet I don't see it in the lobby nor the link on my account page.  What am I missing?

[nioc]

the upcoming 1.25k and 2.5k are also missing.

[tspacepilot]

the upcoming 1.25k and 2.5k are also missing.

Thanks for the reply.  I guess I just have to keep refreshing my account page in the hopes that the signup link appears. 

[jgivg]

Hi! Is anybody interested in buying a 50k krill account? You get to play all the freerolls, including the 10 btc freeroll which runs every 22 days and had 60 entries the last time. Also, 19% rakeback.
We could set up an escrow on 2p2 or maybe here if there are reputable posters who offer it.

[tspacepilot]

Can anyone tweet or PM the seals ppl to see about 500krill freeroll in two hours?  I've been looking forward to this for like the last 48 hours or so!  I hope they're not lowering the payouts or something.

[FreeMoney]

Can anyone tweet or PM the seals ppl to see about 500krill freeroll in two hours?  I've been looking forward to this for like the last 48 hours or so!  I hope they're not lowering the payouts or something.

It is back online now. We will be making some changes to the krill freerolls soon, but this one is running the same way as it has been today.