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[Interized]

Yay!

[nioc]

Look this shit happens. It sucks. Just think of it as your wife or girlfriend made you stay home and do housework for the last two days.

On another note I think a solid free roll or maybe a couple 1 chip buy in with 500 chips guaranteed tourny's would be solid.

Nice thought but that would crash the site.  I hear the new software is coming out next week.

[Nightowlace]

Its finally back woohoo!!!!


made you look

[auswalk]

Its finally back woohoo!!!!


made you look

troll

[Nightowlace]

Its finally back woohoo!!!!


made you look

troll

Bwahahahaha. I want to play as well but I felt we needed some clowning in here.

[Interized]

Its finally back woohoo!!!!


made you look

Ty sir.

[tspacepilot]

Its finally back woohoo!!!!


made you look

Ty sir.

Oh, the clowning.  O the false hopes arisen.  Here's another false hope: seals will nominate me shittiest player of the month and will award me with 10 chips.

I await your scorn.

[MGK-]

Are passwords and money safe?

[inuge285]

Micon, you've lied to us about the comeback time.  I've requested my money and my withdrawal three times now.  Please allow me to take my money off the site.  This has entirely been too long and you said yourself they would start processing manual withdrawals if the site was down for more than 48 hours.  Thank you.

[cAPSLOCK]

Micon, you've lied to us about the comeback time.  I've requested my money and my withdrawal three times now.  Please allow me to take my money off the site.  This has entirely been too long and you said yourself they would start processing manual withdrawals if the site was down for more than 48 hours.  Thank you.

Holy fvck.

He never lied.  He gave a couple hopeful estimates with giant disclaimers.

If you are keeping more money than you are comfortable losing on SWC then you are keeping too much money on there.  Or you care too much about the money.

They will be back.  I bet in less than a day.

[inuge285]

It won't be.  This is obviously beyond their capabilities to handle.  I just want to make sure I am first in line to receive my funds as it will be an epic shit storm in a day or two's time and the reality that it's not coming back gains some momentum.  How can you believe that there is:

A.  An attack at all, let alone one they can't handle
B.  They are completely stumped on solutions
C.  2 days time is not ample to develop/hire help to provide solutions

It just doesn't make sense.  Yes, I don't quite understand the gravity of an attack like this, I don't know much about coding or networking.  But I do know that I am a customer of a service, and the service has been unavailable in excess of two days now.  As a consumer, I can choose to do business with who I choose, and complain when I feel taken advantage of.  I just want my money out of the site and I will be on my way.  That's it.

[Drakavion]

Why dont you stfu and let st6 work there magic

[cAPSLOCK]

It won't be.  This is obviously beyond their capabilities to handle.  I just want to make sure I am first in line to receive my funds as it will be an epic shit storm in a day or two's time and the reality that it's not coming back gains some momentum.  How can you believe that there is:

A.  An attack at all, let alone one they can't handle
B.  They are completely stumped on solutions
C.  2 days time is not ample to develop/hire help to provide solutions

It just doesn't make sense.  Yes, I don't quite understand the gravity of an attack like this, I don't know much about coding or networking.  But I do know that I am a customer of a service, and the service has been unavailable in excess of two days now.  As a consumer, I can choose to do business with who I choose, and complain when I feel taken advantage of.  I just want my money out of the site and I will be on my way.  That's it.

You'll get your money off the site.

How can I believe:

A.  I have seen it happen before.  At seals and elsewhere.  This is a DDoS attack.  It's obvious really.
B.  The solution to DoS is not always simple.  It might involve server migration or a new host.  SWC is most likely not running on a shared server.  So they are responsible for all security.  That involves databases, hashed passwords, private keys and so on.
C.  Since SWC is (most likely) and X man shop (where x=<5) there is just no way they can go fixing this willy nilly.  They have to discover/implement/test/repeat.

It takes time.

It almost always takes more time than you thought it would.


I personally understand you are concerned about your BTC.

May I ask how many chips you have on the site?

[Drakavion]

Micon pimp im about to get medival on these fucktards got info on these punks I visit them in person

[Drakavion]

Micon pimp im about to get medival on these fucktards got info on these punks I visit them in person

[tspacepilot]

Micon pimp im about to get medival on these fucktards got info on these punks I visit them in person

I think you should go ahead and do this.

[CobaltBlue]

It just doesn't make sense.  Yes, I don't quite understand the gravity of an attack like this, I don't know much about coding or networking.  But I do know that I am a customer of a service, and the service has been unavailable in excess of two days now.  As a consumer, I can choose to do business with who I choose, and complain when I feel taken advantage of.  I just want my money out of the site and I will be on my way.  That's it.

Imagine that you try to go to your bank to get money, but there a gunmen/police surrounding the premises. In that scenario, imagine that you're screaming at the bank employees that you're a customer and you demand that they give you money immediately. Silly, right? They have more pressing matters and your whining won't get you money any quicker. Be patient. This isn't the bank's fault. Let the situation resolve. You'll get paid.

Oh, and if you're freaking out this much, plan better in the future.

[TTNP]

It just doesn't make sense.  Yes, I don't quite understand the gravity of an attack like this, I don't know much about coding or networking.  But I do know that I am a customer of a service, and the service has been unavailable in excess of two days now.  As a consumer, I can choose to do business with who I choose, and complain when I feel taken advantage of.  I just want my money out of the site and I will be on my way.  That's it.

Imagine that you try to go to your bank to get money, but there a gunmen/police surrounding the premises. In that scenario, imagine that you're screaming at the bank employees that you're a customer and you demand that they give you money immediately. Silly, right? They have more pressing matters and your whining won't get you money any quicker. Be patient. This isn't the bank's fault. Let the situation resolve. You'll get paid.

Oh, and if you're freaking out this much, plan better in the future.

The guy has every right to complain you moron.  The situation you describe is not anything like Sealswithclowns deciding to take unlimited deposits with SHIT security.  First they have a database hack, now a DDOS attack.  The guy has every right to demand his money.  I have no money tied up in this site.  Collusion in known to occur at a feverish pace at this site.  If they can not invest in security to protect their players that I certainly would not put cheating their ANONYMOUS player base out of their capabilities.   The site is a joke.  If you deposit money into a site which proves it does not care about security, which looks like it is running a $10 Walmart software application, and has owners who are completely untraceable to run off with you UNTRACEABLE deposits, then you are asking for trouble.  This site is a stepping stone.  I better one will come along and wipe this shithole out of business.  In my honest opinion, after this, only colluding cheaters would return to the site. Nobody legit, and in their right mind would trust these scumbags after this.  Bitcoin is volatile.  They should absolutely process manual withdrawals, this is the result of their negligence, not the result of some mentally ill gunman walking in and robbing them (like in your preposterous example).  I mean really, that is the best you can do?

I would say that at the very least they should promise to add chips to make players whole in the event btc goes down over the course of this fiasco.  I would say that,  but I do not trust the scumbags to bide by their word anyway.

[darkmule]

Dear bitches:  STFU!

I've done my own fair share of complaining, but do you have to spam the forum 24/7 with nonstop goddamn whining?

At least I can fit my gripes into one or two bullet points and then shut up.  I.e.

• ClownFlare.  Really?
• It'd be nice if you guys came up with a way to process BTC with the site offline and then batch the transactions when it came back up.

I'll also note that much bigger sites have been down much longer under DDoS.  League of Legends was rendered basically unplayable for weeks as a result of one of these a couple years ago.  And of course, Anonymous has taken down some of the larger websites out there, including national government websites all over the world.  If it were possibly simply to snap your fingers and magically end a DDoS, don't you think a government would be able to do it?

The major problem in DDoS mitigation isn't any one technical issue.  It's that the bad guys always get the first move.  If that doesn't work, then they get the second, third, fourth move until they come up with something that takes your site down.  So you're always in reaction mode.

[TTNP]

It just doesn't make sense.  Yes, I don't quite understand the gravity of an attack like this, I don't know much about coding or networking.  But I do know that I am a customer of a service, and the service has been unavailable in excess of two days now.  As a consumer, I can choose to do business with who I choose, and complain when I feel taken advantage of.  I just want my money out of the site and I will be on my way.  That's it.

Imagine that you try to go to your bank to get money, but there a gunmen/police surrounding the premises. In that scenario, imagine that you're screaming at the bank employees that you're a customer and you demand that they give you money immediately. Silly, right? They have more pressing matters and your whining won't get you money any quicker. Be patient. This isn't the bank's fault. Let the situation resolve. You'll get paid.

Oh, and if you're freaking out this much, plan better in the future.

The guy has every right to complain you moron.  The situation you describe is not anything like Sealswithclowns deciding to take unlimited deposits with SHIT security.  First they have a database hack, now a DDOS attack.  The guy has every right to demand his money.  I have no money tied up in this site.  Collusion in known to occur at a feverish pace at this site.  If they can not invest in security to protect their players that I certainly would not put cheating their ANONYMOUS player base out of their capabilities.   The site is a joke.  If you deposit money into a site which proves it does not care about security, which looks like it is running a $10 Walmart software application, and has owners who are completely untraceable to run off with you UNTRACEABLE deposits, then you are asking for trouble.  This site is a stepping stone.  I better one will come along and wipe this shithole out of business.  In my honest opinion, after this, only colluding cheaters would return to the site. Nobody legit, and in their right mind would trust these scumbags after this.  Bitcoin is volatile.  They should absolutely process manual withdrawals, this is the result of their negligence, not the result of some mentally ill gunman walking in and robbing them (like in your preposterous example).  I mean really, that is the best you can do?

I would say that at the very least they should promise to add chips to make players whole in the event btc goes down over the course of this fiasco.  I would say that,  but I do not trust the scumbags to bide by their word anyway.




I would also say that you are probably a loser who plays in the freerolls and has nothing or peanuts tied up right now.  Not that it is the point,  if you have $1 or $1,000,000 tied up in their, it the point.  It is the guys money, GIVE IT TO HIM.   You must be one of those affiliate losers?  It is not uncommon for poker players (especially in the US) to keep their ENTIRE roll in a poker site.   Nobody assumes a site is running such shitty software that a retard and a smartphone can make it inoperable.  It is unimaginable.  I do not want to here about this happening to 888 in 2000.  THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO MICON.   They did not have the technology we have today. It is INEXCUSABLE and all you are doing is MAKING EXCUSES.  How is it obvious this is a DDOS attack?  Cause Micon says so?  You suck his cock or is he sucking yours?   Who is to say they are not at the fucking casino freerolling your money away right now?  After all, if they lose it is untraceable, not like that matters.  Not like a poker site never went bankrupt and fucked everybody before?  LOL...