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[DontCallMeShirley]

Much ado about nothing...

Kriller Update:

1.25K Krillroll - Thursday, March 13th
(5:03 AM PST)(6:03AM MST)(7:03 AM CST)(8:03 AM EST)

5k Krillroll - Saturday, March 15th
(6:03 AM PST)(7:03AM MST)(8:03 AM CST)(9:03 AM EST)

tyvm for this.  We *really* need a twitter-bot that auto-tweets this stuff.  get that on the bottom of the dev task list  

YW, tho it was primarily so "I" didn't forget - as I missed the 25k due to my confusion with the times on the android app(11:03 sometimes am, sometimes PM?!).  What I really want is to have the dates/times imported into my calender for like a year; but I'm not smart enough to figure that out.  Tho, a "twitter bot" would prob work just as well...

[sinner]

this is fucking BOSS:

[donk4u]

Request: I would like to see another status level between tricky and sly seal. It is a long haul from 10k krill and tricky seals status to Sly Seal and 50k krill for sure.  Maybe a new status level at 35k krill and an added freeroll. Would get people krilling harder I am sure.  There should be a status level difference between Tricky at 10k krill and Tricky at 35k krill imo.

[Xiaoxiao]

site down?

Request: dealer chat everything, so i know what is going on in the hand.

[skivrmt]

Request: I would like to see another status level between tricky and sly seal. It is a long haul from 10k krill and tricky seals status to Sly Seal and 50k krill for sure.  Maybe a new status level at 35k krill and an added freeroll. Would get people krilling harder I am sure.  There should be a status level difference between Tricky at 10k krill and Tricky at 35k krill imo.

Who cares about names, lol.  There is a "status" between Tricky and Sly, it's called 25k krill freeroll and the 20k krill rakeback increase, those are the important status levels for me and anyone who kind of likes money. 

Tell you what, at 35k we'll call you Super Seal if it makes you feel better.

[donk4u]

Request: I would like to see another status level between tricky and sly seal. It is a long haul from 10k krill and tricky seals status to Sly Seal and 50k krill for sure.  Maybe a new status level at 35k krill and an added freeroll. Would get people krilling harder I am sure.  There should be a status level difference between Tricky at 10k krill and Tricky at 35k krill imo.

Who cares about names, lol.  There is a "status" between Tricky and Sly, it's called 25k krill freeroll and the 20k krill rakeback increase, those are the important status levels for me and anyone who kind of likes money.  

Tell you what, at 35k we'll call you Super Seal if it makes you feel better.

better to put him on ignore he probably has no krill lolz. More I think about it more it makes sense. There are 3 name levels from 500 to 10k  flounder daring and tricky and nothing from 10k to 50k. Laugh if you want but I suggested a midway krill roll at 25k there never was one and site put it in or there would be nothing from 10k to 50k. Whats wrong with getting another krill roll in as well as name award just give people more inscentive to krill which benefits everyone including the site. Maybe increase rakeback a little between 20 and 50k as well.


I lobbied long and hard for the Saturday 5k to be deepstacked and slower levels when it 1.5  starting chips and  a turbo  bingofest and it happened. Site listens to reasonable requests , If you don't ask for anything you won't receive anything . I really don't think any of the things I asked for an extra krill freeroll, another level name more rakeback is that unreasonable and would only benefit the site as people would krill harder to achieve levels rewards etc.

Love when I am  competley ignored lolz

[Micon]

this is fucking BOSS:

lolz It may be a bit too much with the rhinestones...

also, if any Seal wants their own, they can order direct from a SweatSedo.  they have been making my custom velour stuff for about a decade now.  the guy that owns the business is extremely passionate about it and handles much of the order chain himself.  He is armed with my logo and permission to fire it out to anyone that buys.  I think it's ~$150 for a fully custom, rhinestone if you want (and you can tell him to do other things, like embroider your username, or put a massive rhinestone'd bitcoin logo on the back) SwC logo if you want, username if you want, both jacket and pants + shipping to you in ~5 days from ordering. 

I make nothing from you buying SweatSedo other than knowing I helped a small business owner that is passionate about velour.  Which is fucking awesome. 

[darlidada]

Hello! I'm new to SWC. Anything I should know ? How do you handle your bitcoin ? Any bonus code for first deposit ? How much 100nl in SWC equals in $ or € terms ? like half right ?

100nl at SWC  45nl in euro right?

Also, is there a market for exchanging chips against other currency (beside btcs) ?

ty in advance!

[Light]

Just out of interest would any of the people with a lot of krill be able to tell me how many people on average participate in the 1.25K krill roll?

[donk4u]

Just out of interest would any of the people with a lot of krill be able to tell me how many people on average participate in the 1.25K krill roll?


I have  seen couple of hundred also depends on the time its run. Since it is the easiest krillroll to meet requirements makes sense most populated.  As krill requirements go up fields decrease but this is dependent on the time a krill roll is held.  A krillroll held at 9pm on a weekend or weeknight will obv have a larger turn out then one held at 7 am on a Saturday morning or 11am on a weekday.

[Light]

I have  seen couple of hundred also depends on the time its run. Since it is the easiest krillroll to meet requirements makes sense most populated.  As krill requirements go up fields decrease but this is dependent on the time a krill roll is held.  A krillroll held at 9pm on a weekend or weeknight will obv have a larger turn out then one held at 7 am on a Saturday morning or 11am on a weekday.

Couple of hundred... Well looks like I'm going to have to sharpen my tournament play. How's the competition like are they mostly fish or sharks?

[darkmule]

I have  seen couple of hundred also depends on the time its run. Since it is the easiest krillroll to meet requirements makes sense most populated.  As krill requirements go up fields decrease but this is dependent on the time a krill roll is held.  A krillroll held at 9pm on a weekend or weeknight will obv have a larger turn out then one held at 7 am on a Saturday morning or 11am on a weekday.

Couple of hundred... Well looks like I'm going to have to sharpen my tournament play. How's the competition like are they mostly fish or sharks?

Often, even the good players play freerolls like the 1.25 like goddamn idiots, just for the hell of it.  So it really depends how seriously they're taking it at the time.

Personally, I often play these things like a total moron just to bad beat people and watch them flip out.

[donk4u]

A first. Playing micro plo and agro panhandler comes in from observer  looking for 5 chips lolz.


Seals with beggarz

[curtl]

A first. Playing micro plo and agro panhandler comes in from observer  looking for 5 chips lolz.


Seals with beggarz

I see this all the time. 

[Micon]

1)  Lobby chat is uncensored.  When you have anon bitcoin poker and uncensored chat, you will have beggars. 

2)  IMO an often too-little used fix is to block newbie chat.   

3)  anyone chatting in blue or at the tables has a blue club is a newbie seal.  They have <500 krill.  Those are usually the beggars-scammers. 

4)  BIG BTC TODAY / huge turnout last week (52 if I recall) and expecting a crowd again this week.  glglglglgl

[darkmule]

1)  Lobby chat is uncensored.  When you have anon bitcoin poker and uncensored chat, you will have beggars. 

2)  IMO an often too-little used fix is to block newbie chat.

This.  My chat on Seals is 10x better after enabling this.  Also, block observer chat if you get bored of crybaby bitches you just knocked out of a tournament.

[Micon]

1)  Lobby chat is uncensored.  When you have anon bitcoin poker and uncensored chat, you will have beggars. 

2)  IMO an often too-little used fix is to block newbie chat.

This.  My chat on Seals is 10x better after enabling this.  Also, block observer chat if you get bored of crybaby bitches you just knocked out of a tournament.

ST6 has thought deeply about chat.  It is a big reason why there is such a tight sense of community on SwC.  But, as we have grown, there has been more and more scamming and otherwise idiocy that much of the community doesn't want to see.

I am afraid to block the blues, because I want to answer any legitimate newbie question, but for the vast majority of you, this is needed at this point.  If things go as I want them to, it's only going to get more crowded there anyway.  IMO >50k krill filters (if we build them in the future) may be exactly what many of us want.

[donk4u]

1)  Lobby chat is uncensored.  When you have anon bitcoin poker and uncensored chat, you will have beggars.  

2)  IMO an often too-little used fix is to block newbie chat.

This.  My chat on Seals is 10x better after enabling this.  Also, block observer chat if you get bored of crybaby bitches you just knocked out of a tournament.

Oh absolutely  as soon as I got desktop and got rid of flash long time ago first thing I did was get rid of newb chat. I remember when flash was only option like night and day difference.  I thought I might be missing out and turned it off a couple of times but after 5 minutes turned it right back on, I def wasn't missing anything. In this case it was person coming around to beg at table but true will happen anywhere was just a first to have it happen at micro not like I was balling lolz.  I did block observer chat too as nothing good can come of it. YEAH 50K KRILL FILTER WOULD FILTER ME RIGHT OUT SINCE IM AT 35K KRILL AFTER 1 YEAR THKS .  I may be guilty of some IDIOCY hope that wasn't directed at me

There was a plethora of scams last weekend and previous to that, really interesting since wot was taken out of lobby I haven't seen one scam!  I love the fact that chat is uncensored guess have to take the negative with the positive that comes with that non restriction. When is the ETA of new Software?  I have played lag free for a while its been back past couple of days .Unable to click buttons due to freezes etc.

[Cheesepleasenow]

Hey micon can I borrow some chips I'll pay you back double? 50 for 100?

Cheeseplease is my name on seals, thanks

[nioc]

Take a break and come back.  My short day at Seals.  Ooooh I got QQ....crash...............Ooooooh I got AA crasshhhhhhhh

How's the new client coming?