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[darkmule]

What can I say other than. . .

ty micon.

Plus, also, save weird, creepy videos like the one you posted during this DDoS for, I dunno, less serious occasions.

Because that shit was weird, and creepy, and looked like an episode of Hoarders.

[prokashin]

Down again 

[Interized]

I got in!!

And SUPER LOL at the paranoid people.

Welcome to the internet.

[M.Brutus]

Still can't login. 

[HappyScamp]

We beat the DDoS, site back working in limited capacity.

1)  currently web client only

2)  should have desktop & android clients back soon.

3)  Withdraws will be processed in the next 24 hours.  The boys are busy, but as our 2+ year history has shown, your coins are safe at SwC and we have always processed timely withdraws.  

Freerolls to begin after the site has been fully restored.

When I say "We will defend this house" it is quite serious.  ST6 loves this site.  They put in massive effort to ensure it's safety.  They have defended it time and time again and will no doubt be tested in the future.  Whenever under fire we will spend maximum effort to protect what we have built - our loyal players that trust us with their bankrolls deserve nothing less.

Thanks to all that stand by us during the tough times.

Glad to hear... if it is true, that is.... site is not coming up here atm.

The ...um... video that you floated on youtube recently.... I didn't get why you chose to punctuate your monolouge with extended, ostensibly thoughtful, sips from a mug.  It seems obvious that it was some sort of affectation.  It is not immediately obvious that it was a consciously chosen one.

Seals is both fun and useful. Brands are brands though, and you might think twice before continuing to place your ongoing personage on its image.

[Micon]

Happyscamp, I appreciate your thoughts on marketing.  I'll say that I have stamped an unorthodox brand on SwC.  It is nothing but a marketing layer, and I believe it has been effective.  The lulz are only effective with the bullets technical prowess of ST6.  It allows me to make videos like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7rBUPobFvw

Now let's all rejoice and get ready to turn on some cashouts & freerolls, ya?

[notserp]

page still not loading

[M.Brutus]

Happyscamp, I appreciate your thoughts on marketing.  I'll say that I have stamped an unorthodox brand on SwC.  It is nothing but a marketing layer, and I believe it has been effective.  The lulz are only effective with the bullets technical prowess of ST6.  It allows me to make videos like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7rBUPobFvw

Now let's all rejoice and get ready to turn on some cashouts & freerolls, ya?

Not quite...?

Page can't be loaded. Server not responding...

[bobolini]

lol at inuge please take ur chippies and pop the fucking clutch loser

[omahapoker]

im ready to play some poker. havnt played in 2 weeks. i see the future is coming quick. other poker sites will jump on the bitcoin train.
just a suggestion, you should promote omaha more. soon there will be 20-30 pokers sites all going going for the same fish. get all the omaha players to play at seals. i'm a very small roller but ive seen some crazy omaha action. deep pockets.


just one time promote for a week a 1BTC omaha hi freeroll. payout to like 50% of the field(bottom 30% of couse very low payout. there you go. expose 100-200 new people to omaha

[BitcoinBarrel]

Happyscamp, I appreciate your thoughts on marketing.  I'll say that I have stamped an unorthodox brand on SwC.  It is nothing but a marketing layer, and I believe it has been effective.  The lulz are only effective with the bullets technical prowess of ST6.  It allows me to make videos like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7rBUPobFvw

Now let's all rejoice and get ready to turn on some cashouts & freerolls, ya?

Don't ever change Micon, we loved the first video.

[HappyScamp]

Happyscamp, I appreciate your thoughts on marketing.  I'll say that I have stamped an unorthodox brand on SwC.  It is nothing but a marketing layer, and I believe it has been effective.  The lulz are only effective with the bullets technical prowess of ST6.  It allows me to make videos like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7rBUPobFvw

Now let's all rejoice and get ready to turn on some cashouts & freerolls, ya?

Sure... site did load and i did get logged on and then.... froze and no response...

page not loading

[cAPSLOCK]

just one time promote for a week a 1BTC omaha hi freeroll.

Aww dude.  You just used your one time on that?

[BitcoinBarrel]

Site is probably going to lag because everyone is trying to get on.

[prokashin]

Excuse my stupidity about the google authentication. I think it's because the log in button wasn't loading and I clicked the g button  because of panic mode 

Thanks seals for fighting the good fight and pushing back the ddos attack.

[notserp]

page still not loading

[omahapoker]

lol i just saw the clip. micon will now be known as "a" cups

[Micon]

page still not loading

new super-DDoS facefucker (I am not quite sure if that is a technical term or more using the parlance of our times) *may* be blocking some legitimate players.  We are working on that in addition to getting the clients back and the withdraws and other support emails.

[darkmule]

Well, it croaked my ass when I entered a bad password, I suppose that's something.

But when I enter my correct password, it just hangs endlessly on "Sending policy request."

Meh, whatever.

[notserp]

hmm so some players can get on?